Scumbag lyrics

[Intro: Young Zee, Voice #1, & Voice #2]
Young Zee, why don't you ever talk about yourself?
Shut up b*tch, he the king!
The king don't have to talk about hisself!
I got this, let me do this

[Verse 1: Young Zee]
I like cartoons
I don't care if it's a freakin' orgy
I sip Bacardi
At a stripper party
Watching Rick and Morty
I dissect a frog
Then go catch some more
I trap birds then I found out
It was against the law
My neighbor told on me
Cops try arrest the boy
So I gave her Shepard dog
Dog Trix with fentanyl
I had a 1961 [?]
I'm a sc*mbag
I f*cked and mailed her panties
In a c*m rag
To her son's dad
I f*cked all the female MCs
In my younger days
Dyke girls from Young MAs
To Mother Rage
They had mе on TMZ in Cabo
With a Rican model
Drinkin' a bottle
Of pink Moscato
I'm the goat, Capricorn four-lеgged
Horn-headed, born naked, corn fedded
Beef? I'm a hunters
Do bring me his hide
Young, Sittin' Bull
Soon Indian Tribe
[Refrain: Young Zee, Voice #1, & Voice #2]
Young Zee, why don't you ever talk about your relationships?
Shut up b*tch, he the king!
The king ain't gotta talk about his relationships!
I got this

[Verse 2]
I like pus*y, ass, mouth
The three holes
I'm like Al Pacino
With a [?] cheap coat
Fake passport
I'm in Ukraine
With another dude's name
...out here tryna buy
Some poon tang (How much?)
I like girls poor as sh*t
But a gorgeous b*tch
Like Jorja Smith
I pick her up from the orphanage
In a Ford Eclipse
Shoutout to my ex-hoes
That wear they best clothes
In they next post
So I don't think they dead broke
I wipe my di*k off
With this b*tch jaws
She dribbles down
Then switch balls
Like Chris Paul
I put my thumb in her brown cherry
Of Something About Mary (*laugh track*)
Then I'm comin' around barely
Granny gave me head
With no teeth in the truck
I'm addicted
Now all my chicks
Sixty-five and up
I heard dude tell his wife
"Mi amor"
But that beautiful woman
That you married?
She's a whore
[Outro: Caller, Callee]
Somebody picked up the phone
From this goddamn place and called my house!
And told my wife some things
About f*cking, and I don't like that!
I have your number (Excuse me)
I have your number (I just—)
I have your f*ckin' number
(I don't know what's going on here)
I'm telling you about two minutes ago
Someone called up my house
And told my wife to f*ck you (Really?)
And i pushed *-6-9, and I got you!
Now who told my wife?!
Who said that to my wife?!
Was it you?!
I have the place's phone number!