f*ck Machine (Coming Soon to a Theater Near You) lyrics

You can have the sex with me
Money back guarantee
We can make a f*ck machine
A f*ck machine

You can have the sex with me
We can make a baby or three
We can make a f*ck machine
A f*ck machine

Now we don't care
If you're a girl or a toy
If you're a game or a boy
If you're a nerd or a whore
This sh*t is so bad
It could win a Grammy
This di*k is so sick
We could start a family

Now this calls for a celebration
With a little in vitro fertilization

You're comin' for us
We're comin' for you
You're comin' for us
We're coming' for all of you
You can have the sex with me
Science fiction fantasy
We can make a f*ck machine
A f*ck machine

You can have the sex with me
How bad could it be?
We can make a f*ck machine
A f*ck machine

We're coming' for all of you