Ass Backwards lyrics

[Chantal Claret]
Hello Children! Would you like to hear a story?
Well okay then. Let me tell you the story about

One motherf*cker
Two motherf*ckers
Three motherf*ckers
Four motherf*ckers

One motherf*cker
Two motherf*ckers
Three motherf*ckers
They were born to roll

[Jimmy Urine]
Well I rock and you roll
And I'm a stupid motherf*cker going out of control
I'ma break the English language with my four letter flow
I know you f*cking hate it, that's what I'm paid for

Cause I roll and you rock
And if you don't f*cking like it you can suck on my c*ck
You wanna get down I'm on f*ck patrol
The lights are on, but nobody's home

[Pre-Chorus]
Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you?
You better just admit it cause you know that it's true
I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I'm gonna f*ck you up without further ado
Because
[Chorus]
Oooh, oh oh, ooh
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
Oooh, oh oh, hoo
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards

[Chantal Claret]
Oh my! They're having quite an adventure!
Let's turn the page and see what the f*ck they do next

[Jimmy Urine]
Cause I'm hard and you're soft
I'm not only the client, but I'm also the boss
Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
I'ma hit rock bottom with a round of applause

Cause I'm soft and you're hard
And I'm the pus*y wussy bugle boy from company retard
I should have quit this sh*t long ago
But I can't say no to all the f*cking dough

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you?
You better just admit it cause you know that it's true
I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I'm gonna f*ck you up without further ado
Because
[Chorus]
Oooh, oh oh, ooh
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards (Ass backwards)
Ass backwards
Oooh, oh oh, hoo
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards

[Chantal Claret]
Oh my goodness!

[Jimmy Urine]
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
And...

[Chorus]
Oooh, oh oh, ooh
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Oooh, oh oh, ooh
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Oooh, oh oh, hoo
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
[Outro: Chantal Claret]
Well, that's all for now
Goodnight, stupid children