DON’T TOUCH MY 808 - The Crashout Song (Original Pizza Parody) lyrics

[Intro]
Premiering now: Don’t Touch my Pizza remix

[Verse 1]
Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
I don't like blue cheese 'cause it is really smelly
If you touch my pizza, you're gonna have to die
Start writing your farewells and saying your goodbyes
Is it your birthday? Think I forgot it
Since it's not over, let's go to Hot Topic
I'm sorry, Granny, for playing hide and seek
I apologized, don't know why you think I don't care

[interlude]
Get ready for the drop
Here it comes
In three two one
Go

[Chorus]
I'm stuck in my freezer turning into a Klondike Bar
I don't know where I'm going, but I know I'm going far
I'm stuck in my freezer turning into a Klondike Bar
I don't know where I'm going, but I know I'm going far

[Verse 2]
Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
I don't like blue cheese 'cause it is rеally smelly
If you touch my pizza, you're gonna have to diе
Start writing your farewells and saying your goodbyes
Is it your birthday? Think I forgot it
Since it's not over, let's go to Hot Topic
I'm sorry, Granny, for playing hide and seek
I apologized, don't know why you think I don't care
Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
I don't like blue cheese 'cause it is really smelly
If you touch my pizza, you're gonna have to die
Start writing your farewells and saying your goodbye—