Poop is pee and pee is poop lyrics

[Intro: Jordan Fristman]
Hey, uh, yeah, I know we haven't talked in a while since, whatever, happened between us, like, I don’t know, um, but I just wanna make sure like, I'm a good guy, right? Um, I get a feeling like everyone knows I'm a good guy and like, I think, like, word’s got around from you and some other girls or whatever that I'm not so just like, I don't know, let's just, let's tell people I'm a good guy, I made you come that once, and I bought you that shirt, f*cking expensive, I don't even think I saw you wear it, lowkey, like, why did I even buy it? f*cking b*tch, um, no, anyway, no, just tell people I'm a good guy, tell people I’m a good guy

[Verse 1: Jordan Fristman]
I really didn’t wanna call you back
My sister told me I should try
It's been like five years since we broke up
Turned out I’m really not a great guy
And I've been looking in the mirror and all I'm seeing is myself
So I wanna just apologize to you and someone else
But that other girl's not important right now, so I wanna tell you something
That’s gonna change everything

[Chorus: Jordan Fristman]
Poop is pee
And pee is poop
Poop, poop is pee, pee
And pee, pee is poop, poop

[Post-Chorus: Jordan Fristman]
Ah, ah
Pa-da-da, da-da-da, mm

[Verse 2: Jordan Fristman]
I feel really better after saying that
It was really hard to do
So turn out see me in a different light
Maybe I'm even better than you
And I'm just kidding but if we're being real, you really were a b*tch
And I know I made like one mistake but your mom was also a b*tch
And I'm sorry you made me cheat six times but just think about the genius thing
I said before
[Chorus: Jordan Fristman]
Poop is pee
And pee is poop
Poop, poop is pee, pee
And pee, pee is poop, poop
Is pee and pee is poop
Poop, poop is pee, pee
And pee, pee is poop, poop

[Bridge: Rachel Sennott]
Hey, I just got your voicemail and I just think, yeah, what you said is really beautiful, like, poop, poop is pee, pee, and pee, pee is poop, poop, like, it makes so much sense, it's just like, profound, and I just wanted to say I'm sorry for crying when you cheated on me, f*cking crying again, and I just, I know it must've been really hard and I hope you can take me back, you're like a genius, like, I mean all men are. Would you mind just taking me back just one more time? I love you

[Chorus: Jordan Fristman]
Poop is pee
And pee is poop
Poop, poop is pee, pee
And pee, pee is poop, poop
Is pee and pee is poop
Poop, poop is pee, pee
And pee, pee is poop, poop

[Post-Chorus: Jordan Fristman]
Ah, ah
Pa-da-da, da-da-da, mm

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