Asian Hooker lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm in Tokyo
I'm looking for a ho
I tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese, no
Find a geisha girl
I take her for a whirl
Wrap her tuna roll on my di*k
And the b*tch is on her knees

[Pre-Chorus]
Sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky
Smells like sushi
Sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky
Smells like sushi

[Chorus]
Asian hooker
Hot little motherf*cker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little c*cksucker

[Verse 2]
I'm in South Korea
Broke out with gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee, sh*t
I feel like a j*rk
'Cause my di*k won't work, no
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows thai chi
[Pre-Chorus]
Sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky
Smells like sushi
Sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky, sucky f*cky
Smells like sushi

[Chorus]
Asian hooker
Hot little motherf*cker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little c*cksucker
(Asian hooker)

[Verse 3]
Hey, I’m the man with a plan
I'm f*ckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just f*cking hookers in the can
f*ck the rest of the band
I'm f*cking going to Asia, and
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm f*ckin' gonna be the man

[Chorus]
Asian hooker
Hot little motherf*cker
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little c*cksucker
[Outro]
I want them Asian hookers
Let’s f*ck some Asians
Let’s f*ck some hookers
Hookers