[Intro: Grand Theft Auto V]
Aw n*gga
Don't hate me cuz'
I'm beautiful n*gga
Maybe if you got rid of that old
Ye-Ye ass haircut you got
You'd get some b*tches on yo di*k
n*gga
[Verse 1: Mozzarella Ease]
I strolled down the street
And looked at a man
I looked at his feet
And I was like damn
I need to eat
So I got a bat
And started to beat
(But why?)
You ask why?
Well it's a short story
Or maybe it's longer?
But uh
It's kinda hard to explain but
I guess I'll explain it here
Yeah, uh, here
It goes like this
I felt excited and invited
And I wanted it bad
Nothing could stop me
Not even a cop (cop?)
I'll never stop
When it comes to feet
I'm like
This is the sh*t that I do everyday
I kidnap a kid, and I stow them away
And when you find them, they wound up dead
Nothing can catch me, not even a fed (that's f*cked up)
I go to their house, and into their room
Above their bed is where I loom
I put em in a sack
And lock em in a shack
Little do their moms know
They won't come back
When I see a birthday party I'll freak
When I walk in all you hear is a shriek
10 kids gone, they'll ask what's wrong
I'll leave a speaker, playing this song
For an explanation
Of my temptation
Why I took your kids
And fled the nation
This is the sh*t I do everyday
I kidnap kids, and I stow them away
[Verse 2: Jerrycan]
How you doin' Girl, I was dumped on the first date
Lotion in the corner like it must be fate
It was 3 AM, and I was tryna masturbate
Videos gave ideas, now I want you on tape
You flip my switch, but you still pressing my buttons
You'd look better bound and gagged, your voice all muffled
Disagree? Then you better motherf*cking hustle
I might look weak but I'll still be using muscle
Wanted dead or alive, I just wanna feel your insides
Don't f*ck with pus*y let's try your intestines
Numb you up and cut you open you'll be fine
Faded like gradients, can't cut straight lines
Sipping, the remaining blood and other fluids
Once I slip it in the movements begin to be fluid
Wounds irreparable, can't just super glue it
So this is your last night, I hope you get through it
The monster under the bed, is now giving top
No safe-word, there's no telling me to stop
No shirt, shoes, or service, can't call the cops
Brand new orifice, your stomach looks hot
Your vocal chords vibrate like I'm playing guitar
You scream so much but it won't get you far
Get any louder and I'll replace my lube with tar
Shove it down your throat and leave a branding mark
(So no head?)
[Verse 3: Mozzarella Ease]
We're going on vacation taking public transportation
Take a hit from the Juul, call it inhalation
In this building installation, let us lust up in this nation
Yes I used lust, that's vocabulation
Another word for temptation
And that's a sensation
(Uh, tell them who you are)
I'm the terminator, a chronic masturbator
Hiding in your elevator
I will see you later
(Where do you see yourself in 10 years?)
In my damn bed
With my twelve inch c*ck
Deep in your head
Just like dad, but he's dead
At least that's what my Mom said
(Damn dude, sh*t)
Now let's get this bread
Don't be a drag or a fag in my head
And if you do that, I'll mow you dead
I'll do a Nagasaki, turn you into teriyaki
[Verse 4: Jerrycan]
Leave you shattered in tatters like Shigaraki's power
Leave you dead in the ground, hear old Tomodachi growl
Wrists slit like Hitler's f*cking sh*t-list
Small tits like my favorite anime b*tch
Corpse on the floor bleeding out all heavy
Richard's burning up, my fists are all itchy
My kids shot her up, her ass is all sticky
Brittany, Brittany! Please respond to me
Got some coochie, now I'm feeling lonely
f*ck this b*tch man, I still got the homies
Lilyungsociety's back, wack rap cronies
I got the gang, but honestly I'm still f*cking lonely
I try to rap well but truthfully I'm a phony
(Yeah, I'm a phony. f*ck.)
[Outro: Lilyungsociety]
That's worse than I thought it would be
What the f*ck
This guy f*cking wack? Wack verse. Wow
Damn
He's wack
His hair's wack
His glasses wack
Everything wack