Pink Guy Raps Tweets lyrics

[Verse 1]
The midgets crawled out of my as*h*le and rubbed on my nipples
Jordy Jordon bit my fat balls, so now I need a seminal transplant
Candy-ass and Donky-dees and some soup
I shat on my puke while f*cking a duck
My sh*t tastes solid when it's wet
Stop being such a faggot and spit that sh*t
Rock my jollies, little ones, they'll never know
Rub Snookie's vaginal discharge all over my face, baby
How sore's your throat from all those di*ks?
You're a c*nt, Houdini
di*k is my favorite vegetable
Boom boom my c*ck in your ass like a dynamite stick
Be more specific, not sure if I understand
The red meteor crash-landed in my gaping as*h*le
I once shoved a knife down my urethra
I f*cking love to lift midgets while doing anal to them and vise-versa
I love Thomas the tank engine
I work in the rice fields
This one time, I pooped out, and it was blue
Some...- I can't say that

[Verse 2]
I hid five pounds of porn in the sandbox
I was wondering when someone would make a rim-joke about that movie
Midgets crawl out my nipples and tickle my pickle, while I'm f*cking Brucie-Roman, they call me Niko
You're on the ground, I'm up in this tree
My name is C-Sizzle, I make moneeeeeeeey
Chin Chin likes p*nis?
[Verse 3]
Every time I masturbate in front of my dog, he looks at me like he secretly wants it in him, should I give it to him?
I j*rk off to your videos, it's the most satisfying thing ever
Tits, ass, butts, and f*cks: those are the things I love to have
In the back of your room, you hear a nyess ... every time you undress, so don't bother with no distress
I'd anally destroy you
Children are disgusting
sh*t on my butt-corpse
Salamander Man loves Pink Guy
Leave sh*t on my chest to when we f*ck
If babies wouldn't cry, then there'd be no point in fleshlights...

[Verse 4]
I have a picture of a baby covered in sh*t on my wall
I like my women like I like my trail-mix: with nuts...
Got my fingers in my grandma like a vintage bowling ball
I want Zeus to... I want Zeus to tou... I want Zeus to touch my prostate
This morning I had a bowl of cereal and a big tall glass of p-pus*y juice—