KLUMSY lyrics

Awkward and silly feeling
Spilling a million objects
Accidentally stumbling and tripping
Bumping into and squashing sh*t
Carpet always washing it
Expensive art dont bother with
My life is a one man mosh pit

Grab a stick of glue a piece of adhesive or sticky goo
And rubberband a bandage to my hand and hand me something new
For christs sake why does everything that i like break?
Hands made of jello
Such a clumsy fellow

I drop sh*t
Unconsciously
The opposite of cautious? me
My palms exist like ostrich lips
Preposterous their costliness

(I've got the worlds fattest hands)

This little piggy had a seizure
The other four forget what they are for and start to freeze up (f*ck!)

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I can't even hold myself up
(are you wasted brah?)
Nah mang this is just juice in my cup

Ribs and hips and hands are split from
Falling over hard as sh*t
It sucks you see how mad i'm getting
Trip and slip its never ending

Even picked on by the teachers
School they called me sausage fingers
Mad I shout some hostile preverbs
Louder than a gospel singer

I drop sh*t unconsciously
The opposite of cautious? me
My palms exist like ostrich lips
Preposterous their costliness
My hands are made of elbows
And my elbows made of gelatin


I have no control over my limbs
I can't stand up straight
I'm so clumsy just look at my hands
Take up too much space
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