Tha Bullsh*t lyrics

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages
It's me Jeru the Damaja and I'm here to present to you today
The bullsh*t, yes this is the bullsh*t, the extreme bullsh*t
The absolute bullsh*t, this is the bullsh*t of bullsh*t
This bullsh*t is so bullsh*t, I never wanna hear this bullsh*t on the radios
Or in my children's ears 'cause it's bullsh*t, you know?
So as we talk about the bullsh*t and what bullsh*t is
I'ma drop the bullsh*t on you right now
You know, the bullsh*t goes like this

[Verse]
Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice
Make 'em holler, everything I do is for a dollar
f*ck bein' civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes
One day I'll fall, but for now I'll rise
Trust me, as the stink stuff, fries up
I'm cookin' up, I used to spend the nights in spots run up
Buck-buck but now I'm all growed up and blowed up
And believe me, baby paw, I got it all sewed up
And the loot is in big bags and all stored up
And the n*ggas I used to run with is all locked up
But, I'll keep bubblin', got 'em on the corners
Like court jesters jugglin', avoid the late night muggin'
Because stick up kids be buggin'
I paid my dues, so I'm on some exotic island
Smilin', sun shinin' all off my diamonds
Sippin' on martinis, bad hookers in bikinis
A air plane load of exotic work from Tahiti
Plus a squad of killer b*tches that all carry Uzis
I got a lot so if it gets too hot
Jump in the billion dollar jet or the million dollar yacht
Got the Teflon vest in case they knock me out the box
Oh no, I think I hear gunshots
[Outro]
Huh-huh, ahh, huh, whew!
Damn, sh*t was just a dream, whew
Woah, damn
That's a scary motherf*ckin' dream, that was bullsh*t
I'd never say no bullsh*t like that, woah
Glad I don't live none of that bullsh*t
That sh*t is absolutely bullsh*t, oh