Elevator Song (Uncut) lyrics

[Verse: Elevator Operator]

First floor dungeon
Assorted simple tortures
Molten lead, chopping blocks, and hot boiling oil

Second floor dungeon
Jewelry department
Leg chains, ankle chains
Neck chains, wrist chains
Thumb screws and nooses of the very finest rope

Third floor dungeon
Household appliances
Spike beds, electric chairs
Gas chambers, roasting pots, and scalping devices

Basement dungeon
Everybody out