Out Da Front [In Da Club Parody] lyrics

My name is Flabba Babba Wabba Jabba Noonga. I'm back

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run Gordon, it's the policeman
We've got to get up out this house, it's the policeman, grab the bong
Get my weed, it's the policeman, move your hole
Keep running from the policeman

[Hook]
Find me out the front, puffing on a bud, man, f*ck these white c*nts'
I'm thinking of getting mugged, talking sh*t, getting bashed
Cause I'm tipsy, got to call me uncle, Big Merv, to come get me
You can find me out the front, fighting every c*nt, off my head and half drunk
I lit the cigarette butts, I never went to school so I can't talk much
But please white fella, spare a dollar for the bus

[Verse One]
When I roll up to your house I'm only wearing one shoe
Leave a couple hours later, somehow I've got two
It's like every single day, I'm getting blazed off the buds
Then I'm stealing M&Ms from the pub and getting busted
Man, ain't nothing changed, call my niece up, tell her I'm getting horny
And I need a good f*ck at Mirrabooka, sniffing glue and getting caught
And locked up by the pigs, let me go, I've got to get home to fourteen kids
Nine sisters, twelve cousins and I'm f*cking the lot, getting high
Sitting, sniffing freshly painted bus stops, I spent my last dollar
Now I'm broke as a joke, bro, got to work today, do I bet for money or smokes
Though, faster when it's said, you think it's a crime
I get my meals from Centerlink, I know, most of the time
The cops confiscated my stach, the bong and the drugs
I don't fit the dress standard, can't get into the club