I
When I see myself
I see myself golden
And covered in feathers
I'm better, I imagine, than you could ever imagine yourselves being
I think I might be gay lads
Will you still be my friends?
I am sexually attracted to myself
I'm sexually attractive
And for that very reason
Sexually attracted to myself
I am sexually attractive
I'm sexually attracted to myself
And for that very reason
I think I might be gay lads
Will you still be my friends?
I have seen the light, my love
And I know now it shines out of me
I'm rare and exotic like saffron
I am beautiful
I don't want you to hate me
I am sexually attracted to myself
I'm sexually attractive
And for that very reason
Sexually attracted to myself
I am sexually attractive
I'm sexually attracted to myself
And for that very reason
I think I might be gay lads
Will you still be my friends?
I am sexually attracted to myself
I'm sexually attractive
And for that very reason
Sexually attracted to myself
I am sexually attractive
I'm sexually attracted to myself
And for that very reason
I think I might be gay Dad
Will you hold the closet door?