There was a stabbing
At my apartment at 30 Lower Rathmines Road
So I packed up all my DVDs and moved temporarily home
She was a lover, not a fighter and found her my the fire
I don't normally like girls who wear high heels but she was black
So I joined her
For a smoke
I don't smoke
But she was sexy
Then we were kissing
In a taxi
I was truly taking her home
I was underneath the covers
Looking for my rubbers
And my mother caught me f*cking
A super sexy black bird
She's black!
She's sexy!
She's worth it!
Black! Sexy! Nude! Yeah!
Black! Sexy! Nude! Yeah!
You know they?
You know what they say?
They say lightning very rarely strikes twice
But six months later I was drinking rum
And looking for some vulnerable light
She was a lover, not a fighter and I saw her by the Spire
I don't normally like girls who just wear flats but she was black
In the car
In the door
Up the stairs
She wanted more
On the landing
Shushing me
Drinking rum
On my knees
I was underneath the covers
Looking for my rubbers
And my mother caught me f*cking
A super sexy black bird
Again!
Rummaging!
Rummaging big time!
It's was a different bird!
Black! Sexy! Nude! Yeah!
Black! Sexy! Nude! Yeah!