I Wanna Be a Bear lyrics

[Verse 1]
Got your Jordache jeans
Got your pretty long hair
Dinner and a movie, powder your nose
Take your money for a lay

[Chorus]
Just like pay
You're just a human being on this planet
You're flesh and blood like all the rest
You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass

[Verse 2]
Humans are cess, I wanna be a bear
I wanna sh*t in the woods
In my cave, hunt my prey
Could be you, I wanna have food

[Chorus]
Burgers, not berries
Ladies are women but women are not ladies
Got a baited hook, you're calling it your cherry
You wanna settle down, you wanna go get married

[Outro]
I don't want to smell your muff!