How the f*ck he got an Oscar?
Passed out in his red Mazda
With his f*cking head in his pasta
In the parking lot of K-Mart plaza
Across from the red lobster
Looking like the Lochness monster
Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster
Talk is cheap it costs less to gossip
I’d probably be a lot less
Hostile if you snots kept your shnozzes out the airholes
Or get f*cked in all seven holes
Ass, mouth, pus*y, yeah both ears and hah! yes nostrils
At the ozzfest with nas bumping das efx in wrecked up Datsun
And dropped two extra strength Watson vicodin out my pocket
They cost less I'm a hot mess cause I tripped and got my head stuck
In a wasp’s nest in the process awesome
Drunk as f*ck
One sock pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves
But I keep dropping my f*cking binoculars
Got two f*cking hydroxycuts and four oxy's stuck in my esophagus
These three lesbian little stocky sl*ts
Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks
Started screamin' "Serves you right you c*cky f*ck!
That's what you get for mockin' us
Ain't as cool as you thought you was."
b*tch all I did when I walked up was have my di*k in a sock
And it's a sock puppet so no strings attached you can all suck it
(Chick-uh) get it? Ah f*ck it
sh*ts about to get hairy as motherf*cking Chewbacca's nuts
c*cksuckers