(Intro: Eminem)
SUSIE JUST HIT ME ON THE TEXT
LAST NIGHT WE HAD SOME REAL GOOD SEX
WAIT, YOU JUST DISSED ME, IM PERPLEXED
SAY IM sh*t AND THEN YOU WANNA SUCK MY di*k NEXT? DAMN!
IM SORRY YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A SHART ATTACK
WAS WATCHIN METTATONS SHOW ON MY NORDIC TRACK
REALIZED I FORGOT TO CALL YOU BACK
HERES THAT AUTOGRAPH FOR RALSEI, I WROTE IT ON THE MANUALS BACK
(Verse 1: Eminem)
KRIS, KRIS, SON, LISTEN MAN, EM, ISN'T MAD, BUT
DO YOU, HAVE A, di*k, OR, A, VAGINA, HOW, DO YOU, FAP?
n*ggAS WOKE, EYES OPEN, UNDENIABLE sh*tS, I GOT THE TIDDIE FLOW
SAY YOU WANTED TO f*ck, THAT WAS KINDA CRAZY
NOW YOU’RE ACTING BLACK AND WANNA f*ck WITH SHADY
DELTARUNE GOT THE CROWD YELLIN “WOO”
SO BEFORE YOU DIE, LET'S SEE WHO CAN OUT-n*ggA WHO
WITH ALL YOUR sh*t ACTING, NOW IM SMASHING, OW, KRIS, OOH
WELL IM 45 AND COULD BE A BETTER CHARACTER THEN YOU
BY 29 I HAD TAKEN ALOT OF POOS
NOW LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHIN I DONT REALLY DO
MAKIN DISSTRACKS ON KIDS, NOW YOU FINNA sh*t
ALL OVER THE FLOOR, I'M NOT GONNA CLEAN UP IT
HO, CHILL, ACTIN, LIKE YOU WANNA, HAVE, SEX
SANS TOLD ME THAT YOU WANNA f*ck A T-REX
WHATS UP WITH THAT? STOP EATING CAKE YOU’RE FAT
YOU'RE A MUMBLE RAPPER, I AM THE f*ckIN BOOM BAP
ARE YOU FARTING, OR SHARTING?
TELL ME THE TRUTH, WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR ASS, KRIS?
CAUSE I'MMA RIP IT APART, KIDDY
I NEED SOME GOOD j*rkING MATERIAL
di*k-TIONARY
“YO SLIM, YOUR LAST FOUR ALBUMS SUCKED
GO BACK TO sh*tTING ON BABIES, OH SHOOT
THAT WAS 3 YEARS AGO, WHADDA YOU KNOW
KNOW YO FACTS BEFORE YOU COME AT ME LIL GOOF
sh*tTERY, OH, YOU BROKE, b*tch? YEAH, I HAD ENOUGH DILDOS IN ‘02
TO SHOVE IT INSIDE OF YOU, HO
YOUNGER ME? YOU'RE THE n*ggA ME
IT'S SO FUNNY BUT SO TRUE
I'D RATHER BE HAVING SEX WITH FLOWEY THAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU
STILL CAN FILL A WHOLE PAGE WITH A CONSTIPATED MAN'S RAGE
GOT MORE FANS THAN YOU IN YOUR OWN CITY LIL KIDDY, GO PLAY
FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA f*ckING RAPE LIL TAY
GOT THE SUSIE OKAY, TOLD ME YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE DAY
TRYNA BE THE LEADER ONLY TO f*ckIN’ DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE
TRYNA DISS EMINEM, YOU CANT SLANDER SHADYS NAME
YOU AIN'T EVER GONNA REACH MY di*k OR MY FAME
AND THAT LANCER b*tch, YOU KNOW YOU REALLY BOUTTA BLOW KRIS
THEY’LL BE PUTTING YOUR NAME
NEXT TO GASTER AND ALPHYS, DIE MOTHERf*ckER
LIKE THE LAST MOTHERf*ckER THAT SAID SHADYS NAME IN VAIN
n*ggY BRAIN, YOU SATANIST
MY BIGGEST FLOPS ARE YOUR GREATEST HITS
THE GAMES MINE AGAIN AND AINT NOTHIN CHANGED BUT THE sh*tS
BEFORE THIS ENDS KRIS, I'LL.. MWAH! GIVE YOUR di*k A KISS
ALRIGHT KRIS NOW IM ABOUT TO GO HARD
DONT BLAME ME IF YOUR LIFE BECOMES SCARRED
YOU SMELL LIKE sh*t, FATASS SMELLY TURD
LETS PASS IT TO THE REAL HOMIE, NIGWARD
(Verse 2: Nigward)
Oh hey, Kris, you're kind of looking like a chicken
Now it's time for me and Eminem to give you a di*kin!
You won’t survive when you're takin' a sh*ttin'
Put my di*k inside Susie, but it ain't fittin!
I'm sorry I gotta do this but you're a chicken-eater
It's time for me to replace your spot as the leader
I called up your wife and she told me that you beat her
Just like my di*k, I'm gonna become a seeder
Grab some KFC, now I really gotta pee
What you gonna do Kris, try to take on me
I've been sh*tting ages before you've even existed
I'm not seeing no boobs, where the f*ck are your tits?
Okay Kris, you should quit, you really aren't that top sh*t
I'm gonna rape you and steal your gold, now you ain't rich
Don't flex on me with your supreme you little n*ggy b*tch
I saw your mom, Toriel, she had some nice tits
Call you Japward, you don't really know how to Fap, ward
You don't know how to speak cause you're takin' all the fat turds
DeltaRune more like delta-gay, suck my di*k
It kind of smells like chicken, you should give it a nice lick
I'm the OG, what's not there to understand
You can't take down me or Eminem, not even with Lance-
Er, or any of your punk ass little b*tches
You smell like kool aid, you should be taking some hitches
Where's the black people? Kris, I think that's racism
I don't wanna be mean but you have f*cking autism
I thrust my c*ck up in your ass and I do it really quick
Look at me Kris, IM PICKLE RICK