(Verse 1: Little Wolfie)
Nat, wanna play games?
Wanna f*ck babies and get your friends try to f*ck you
Now you wanna get fame
How can a man eat a thousand pounds of mcdonalds food
Nat, we ain't the same
When your drop yourself you bomb like a muslim
Fat boy stay in your lane
We all know you wanna make out with your cousin
Nat, gotta lay off the big macs
Guess it could be worse, least you ain't black
But there is somethin that you lack
An actual diet, here comes a heart attack
Like Woah (woah)
How could you eat your bro (bro)
Even ate your mom and dad too?
How is your stomach so low? (low)
Did you know? (what)
Your friends only there for the pity (pity)
Oh no! (what)
Everyone can see your man titties
Yeah you got the big food
But now you look like a cow, moo
Wonder why you got no friends
Really tried to hit up on TLN
You’re not a king you’re just a fat pig
Need a farmer to clean up on your nat, sh*t
Try to deny the food hid in your basement
Take a lesson with these next few statements
You always have to take pees
You’re just f*cking lazy
Well I’m here on my grind
While you’re just eating babies
Retro, I’m telling him
This fatass is just begging him
For some food, im egging him
Man just pass it to Slenderman
(Verse 2: Slender-Man)
THEY CALL ME f*ckING SLENDERMAN
THIS b*tch REALLY AINT SLENDER, MAN
THIS b*tch FOLLOWS THE TRENDERS, MAN
IM GONNA SEND HIM TO HELL-DER-MAN
I’D SAY EAT MY sh*t BUT HE PROBABLY WOULD
THIS b*tch CANT GET ENOUGH OF THE FUD
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HERE IM THE BOWEL
THIS b*tch JUST EATS f*ckING PAPER TOWELS
IM JUST AN ELEGANT YUTE
THIS b*tch TAKES SMELLY ASS f*ckING POOS
DEVIN EXPOSED YOUR IRRELEVANT VIEWS
CAUSE BRO YOU’RE AFRAID OF TELLIN THE TRUTH
WE KNOW YOU THINK YOU’RE COOL
BUT YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT
WHEN HIS MOM DRIVES PASS FAST FOOD
THIS b*tch JUST WHINES AND POUTS
UNLIKE YOU I PREFER WORKING
SPENT 100K ON A BURGER KING
INSTEAD OF TRYING TO EXERCISE
YOU EAT CAKES SLICE BY SLICE
ALL MY FOOD YOU WONT SHARE IT
YOUR FATASS I CANT BARE IT
YOU I DONT CARE, sh*t
YOU HAVE HUMONGOUS MAN TITS
(Verse 3: Eminem)
ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT A f*ckIN b*tch THATS FAT
THIS STUPID DUMBASS n*ggA LIKES TO GO BY NAT
ON A TRACK IM GONNA GO f*ckING BALLISTIC
ON A TRACK THIS b*tch IS JUST f*ckING AUTISTIC
THEY CALL ME THE RAP GOD BUT YOU GET MY di*k SMALL
YOU CAN TRY TO RUN FROM ME BUT THIS FATASS WILL JUST FALL
MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE, PAUL
THIS DUMBASS MOTHERf*ckER WOULD TRY LICK ON MY BALLS
COULDNT STEP UP TO ME
I MEAN THAT LITERALLY
IF HE DO THEN HE GO IN PEE
CATCH L’S LIKE DEFINETLY
OOOH YAAH OOOH AEAHEHAh, YOU AINT FIT
WHY THE f*ck YOU TALKIN CUZ YOU JUST EAT sh*t
sh*tTY TO FLOW
STARTED IN SICKO MODE
AND THEY PAYIN TO SEE ME AND THATS FACTS
WENT FROM CLEANIN IN PUBLIC TO GETTIN NO CASH FOR NOTHIN
CAUSE THIS DUMBASS IS JUST f*ckIN FAT
KROOK CALLED ME UP THE OTHER DAY, ASKED WHAT I WAS DOIN
THAT b*tch SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS DYING AND DROOLIN
HE PUT THAT NOOSE ON HIS NECK, HAD TO TOOT IT, BOOT IT
A BAD LITTLE b*tch SO I c*ckED IT AND SCREWED IT
EMINEM DESTROYED YOUR ASS
BUT YOU CANT MOVE CAUSE ITS TOO FAT
EMINEM PUT PEN TO THE PAD
JUST TO SHOW b*tchES HOW THE BEST WOULD REACT
NAT, THIS IS NOT A GAME
THANKS FOR TRYIN BUT YOU STILL A LAME
THERES, NO RUNNIN THEME IF YOU CANT RUN
b*tch IM OUT IM MOTHERf*ckIN NUMBER ONE
BRUH YOU SO BAD SO TRASH
GOT YO BODY IN A TOE TAG, FAT ASS
n*ggA CANT COLLAB, YOU TRASH
COULDNT PAY ME LIKE
40 RACKS 40 RACKS 40 RAAAAAAAAAcks
YEAH b*tch, THAT’S RIGHT
IF YOU COULD EAT A SALAD FOR ONCE THAT sh*t WOULD PROBABLY SAVE YOUR LIFE
It’s kinda funny it took a fatass to get me off my ass for once
(Verse 4: Tabuu)
OKAY SO NOW MY
NAMES BEEN DROPPED AND THANKS FOR THAT
TABUU GETS TO RIP INTO ANOTHER FAT ASS
WANNA STEP TO ME? THATS KINDA FUNNY
ALL YOU DO IS SPREAD GUMMIES AND YOUR f*ckING MUNCHES
THIS b*tch CANT EVEN STEP TO TABUU
CAUSE ALL HE DOES IS TAKE MASSIVE TAPOOS
WOULDNT GET NEAR YOU, IM f*ckIN BLUE
THE SAME COLOR THAT YOUR sh*t IS TOO
TAKE A BREAK? NAH YOU GOTTA MISCONSTRUE
THIS b*tch NEEDS A BREAK FROM HIS JUNK FOOD
THIS b*tch IS A f*ckING PEDOPHILE QUEER
I’LL MAKE YOUR FAT AND YOUR ASS DISAPPEAR
WE CAN’T RISK THIS DUDE EATING ANOTHER KID
WILL HE DIE IN A FEW YEARS? PLACE YOUR BIDS
I STAY HEALTHY CAUSE YOU CANT f*ckIN DO IT
YOU DONT LIKE THAT? TIME TO PUT YOU THROUGH IT
KILLIN HIM LIKE IM FAGLEN
THIS b*tch NEEDS A SALAD
THIS GUY REALLY THINKS HE’S SO FUNNY
WHEN HIS sh*t IS SO BAD, IT’S
n*ggARUS, n*ggA b*tch, CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE sh*t I SPIT
SUCKS MORE THAN HIS TITS
WHEN THEY FLOP ON THAT b*tch
AND HE HAS TO TAKE A sh*t
SO DISGUSTING GET IN A DITCH
AH SNAP, THAT’S A BURGER, FATASS EAT IT
PUTS AWAY YOGURT BUT ACTS LIKE A FETUS
YOU’RE AN IDIOT TO INVOLVE ME, I’LL EXPLODE HIM
TRYNA BE LIKE MY c*ck CAUSE IT IMPLODES EM
OBVIOUS TO US THAT YOU’RE JUST WRONG
CEASE YOUR di*k, IT AINT MOTHERf*ckIN STRONG
b*tch IS SO HUNGRY, CANT GO FOR LONG
WITHOUT EATING THIS ENTIRE f*ckING SONG