Chorus
Hi i'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain’t no amateur
I got a Dr Dre beat
And I leave no rhyme uncomplete
Also i'm a f*cking athlete
And my heart is stronger than concrete
Hi i'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain’t no amateur
I got a Dr Dre beat
And I leave no rhyme uncomplete
Also i'm a f*cking athlete
And my heart is stronger than concrete
Verse 1
Every now and then
I create magic with my pen
And that's why i'm going on CNN
With all those bloody businessman
And yes I do like Pepsi
And no I don't have lepracy
If you don't know by now I have a few rivals
But that's just because i'm a new arrival
Speaking of that i’ll start a new one
Oi, Beyonce
How do you celebrate women’s independence day
You overrated b*tch
Can you go die in a ditch
I also hate your husband
After listening to him for free I still wanted a refund
I wish to be kept unidentified
However I live near Lakeside
But don't worry I don’t hide
Oh and everything in the bible is fake
And i'll leave you stinging so much your'll call me a mof*cking rattlesnake
I'll never give you a thank
But I will give you a shank
I’m so much of a superstar
I have an Hawaiian guitar
I'm raw
And every other rapper has their flaw
I know it's unreal
But I want to own an automobile
I will put all my haters to sleep
Cause this is my leap
Chorus
Hi i'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
I got a Dr Dre beat
And I leave no rhyme uncomplete
Also i'm a f*cking athlete
And my heart is stronger than concrete
Hi i'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
I got a Dr Dre beat
And I leave no rhyme uncomplete
Also i'm a f*cking athlete
And my heart is stronger than concrete
Verse 2
I'm never gonna go to Malay Archipelago
But I will go to Rio De Janeiro
And my facial ratio is perfect
Because iv'e never been decked
Also i'm not a victim of child neglect
This is bittersweet
Just tell me is this a trick or treat
And if you say this is a treat than i'll mug you on the street
Especially if your name is Pete
My words and rhymes are so creative
You'll think i'm creative
If you don't like it's always sunny in Philadelphia
Then f*ck off to North Korea
Because you deserve diarrhea
I'm so good I drink champagne
And my career is gonna go higher than an airplane
Retards should be killed in a way that is not humane
Also me and Joshter Jay will never reunite
Because everything's black and white
Chorus
Hi i'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
I got a Dr Dre beat
And I leave no rhyme uncomplete
Also i'm a f*cking athlete
And my heart is stronger than concrete
Hi i'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
I got a Dr Dre beat
And I leave no rhyme uncomplete
Also i'm a f*cking athlete
And my heart is stronger than concrete
Verse 3
So everyone sit down and listen to a story
About Hawaii
A man murdered his family
Because he wasn't happy
This relates to me
Because i'm gonna bury Joshter Jay in the Arabian Sea
I hate medicine ball
That sh*t should never be played in a music hall
I've never been in a crash
Cause f*ck getting whiplash
You know what's unscientific balderdash
The moon landing
Oh yeah what's the point of an engagement ring
And i'll meet anyone in a wrestling ring
Why does everyone hate a certain ex vice president
I think everyone should stop sending him so much torment
Because global warning
Is actually a thing
Which really proves American's are retards
And that's why they need guards
There no point in having a machine gun
When i'm gonna have money weighing more than a metric ton
When people see me there thunderstruck
Because all my challengers are just sitting ducks
I'll take on anyone who lives downtown
When I win 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
Why is Marshall so obsessed
I think he should be put under house arrest
Chorus
Hi i'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
I got a Dr Dre beat
And I leave no rhyme uncomplete
Also i'm a f*cking athlete
And my heart is stronger than concrete
Hi i'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
I got a Dr Dre beat
And I leave no rhyme uncomplete
Also i'm a f*cking athlete
And my heart is stronger than concrete