[Verse 1: Kaisson]
Level 19 Magikarp, about to be a Gyrados
I’ll celebrate by overdosing on some f*ckin acid, vro
God, my f*ckin fans go back and forth just like a metronome
(Wu-Tang! Wu, baow!)
b*tch, I was living in rock bottom blasting “My Name Is”
Waiting for the day my white ass got famous
He said he’d give me a hunnid if I let him tap my anus
No homo bro, that’s just my f*ckin life, I ain't playin
The day that I get on XXL, you b*tches goin to hell
Cause I finna cut you motherf*ckers up like f*ckin Slowpoke in a well
I shot myself in the mouth and I f*cking coughed up the shell
Now I’m a happy man, at this point I just want wealth
Remember the days I was rockin a snapback
Now every day I got drugs in my backpack
Motherf*ck my dad, man, he ain't never been there
He like a Busytown Mystery, “Who? What? When? Where?”
I’m the man who killed Jeffrey Epstein
Cause he tried to pull up and suck on my peen
[Chorus: Kaisson]
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
I’m Kaisson, Kaisson, Kaisson, I’m Kaisson
[Verse 2: Kaisson]
Nobody wanna f*ck with me, white trash emo
In about five years, I’ll be sounding just like Steve-O (yeah dude)
I go out and tiptoe by the window
Sippin on drank, not some bordeaux with some bored hoe
You’re rapping like you’re slow, lil b*tch I be rappin 10 speed
Your rap style is more dead than Jeffrey f*ckin Epstein
I got your baby mama right here and she be lookin so sexy
You know I’m on that Epstein sh*t cause this b*tch only fifteen
Hey b*tch you hot, go out and buy me some pot, I milly rock with this thot, thot
I got a Glock, Imma go turn up this spot whether you like it or not, not
I’m stabbin a hoe, then letting her go, then I’m standing there watching her rot, rot
Every time I'm in the street I hear "Yawk! Yawk!”
Like I give a f*ck, I’m shootin my shot and she drinkin it up, up
Don’t save it for later, no Imma go bait her cause I am the master
Go baby on baby, I’m drippin like Gravy cause I got the magic
I pillage your village, yo I got my woodland mansion on the map, b*tch
[Chorus: Kaisson]
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
I’m Kaisson, Kaisson, Kaisson, I’m Kaisson
[Verse 3: Kaisson]
I’m roasting the f*ck outta everybody, nobody on Earth is protected
I go harder than the di*ks I suck when they’re fully erected
I went and cheered for Joker and I got f*ckin arrested then
I brought Epstein back from the dead, beat his ass and molested him
Lookin back on the days my mother said I was heaven sent
Now I’m sacrificing b*tches, worshipping this devil sh*t
My life’s a scary movie, too, I’ll need a f*ckin excorsist
I’m stabbing emo b*tches, but only with their consent
Got 50 bucks in my hand right now and like almost a K in my bank account
I gotta drop more sh*t just to get me out cause no mumble rappers can take me out
But I’m still underground, still SoundCloud, on Macklemore, I’m still downtown
I need a big break like Wild-N-Out, yo what the f*ck yall b*tches talkin about?
Callin me wack? I’m slappin the b*tch and say “Top of the morning”
I stand outside of her crib holding some roses, heard that her parents divorcing
I heard that her mama got that golden cake, cut me up a slice of that fortune
I c*m in this b*tch then eat out her ass and pus*y, I gave that hoe an abortion
[Chorus: Kaisson]
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
I’m Kaisson, Kaisson, Kaisson, I’m Kaisson