Machine Gun lyrics
by Eminem
[Intro]
This is Garry, 5,4,3,2,1
Go
[Verse 1]
I'm barking mad, so you can just watch me shout at this b*tch
I keep harking on the time I tore my mum's clit
Guess what my di*k caused it to split
That fat prick is what I called my dad, you piece of sh*t
Never forgave me for stealing his whore chick
After I nutted and cut her up a bit
If that dumb b*tch decides to speak up she gets a hit
I let that sl*t Kim pop and drink my zit
She licks my c*m, gets upset when she gets kicked
Guys get shot with my Glock and sent to hell cause
Machine gun Garry is just that f*ckin' sick
I'll mainly be going there cause I raped my family
(What the frick) they're fit and I did it angrily
Me verse the cops, there'll get a shock when their di*ks get a lick
When I was littler I looked up at Hitler
I've got a riddle for yer, who will be in the latest family sinners
[Chorus]
If you could just show me the way to live
I'd finally be able to make a friend
My family can't come back to life but I can
He's a boy, not he's a man
[Verse 2]
Daddy called me a f*ckin' psycho many times
I know it's not nice, I throw him then he cries
I'm able to send a ball inside him when he whines
Cut his di*k off and suck up the blood like wine
I'm cooler than you so I'll give you a dime
I miss my mum so I'll f*ck her with my nine
I drink red rum off my dead mum, I know it's a crime
I think leads dumb, I'd rather get head, son
I get more wood than sap, I'm not gay, that's just a line
I have lust for my sister I could f*ck her all day
My luck's tiny, she's someone I must suck like a small gay
I knocked this b*tch out like that rapper LL Cool J
She put her foot in her mouth, she got socked, that's wool bay bay
I may disgust you cause I don't follow ya'll way
I'm so f*ckin' good at this rapping sh*t, I could fool dre
My di*k so f*ckin' long you could see it from Norway
[Chorus]
If you could just show me the way to live
I'd finally be able to make a friend
My family can't come back to life but I can
He's a boy, not he's a man
[Verse 3]
Back in the mental year of 1998
They did sh*t like watch me do lime green time, mate
Even Black's made fun of my ears for days, no, try years
I eat crap all day, you shouldn't judge me on any date
A brain is something I lack, just like the balls of queer's
I will always f*ck you in the ass like it was fate
Garry, can you please f*ck me is what a ho said, oh dear
My brother got lucky by me, I drugged him with beer
I raped his slim ass on your f*ckn' deck, (right here)
My di*k is so small, his ass was still tight after I was done
I couldn't f*cking get it up because I drank rum
Maybe I'll have a son and rape him in the bum
I kill myself with my cape cause that gets me sticky like hun
I've started to rap like an ape, I have nine guns
I wanna eat loose change but I've always got none
Enter a guy's house named Dave, milk him and then drink his c*m
[Chorus]
If you could just show me the way to live
I'd finally be able to make a friend
My family can't come back to life but I can
He's a boy, not he's a man