A watched pot never boils huh?
Suck my di*k
Replace the m of idiom with a t
And you get idiot
And that is who the f*ck those b*tches are
Who spit that sh*t
Words of wisdom based on fibs and I will not fall for it
Don’t offer it
Don’t they know that you can not mother-f*ck with science?
Me staring at the pot don’t stop the goddamn heat risin
It’s not like by eyeballs are gonna cool its climate
What? I got freeze rays like a villain from a Batman comic
Where we at? It’s getting warm, like a moist vagina
Lookin for those bubbles like Waldo, b*tch I’m gon find ya
Prove to the world that this bullsh*t phrase ain’t true
You’re gonna boil while I eye f*ck the sh*t out of you
“Are these dishes clean brotha?”
Shut the f*ck up Paul!
I’m watch this water boil b*tch you can clean them all
Tryna put dissonance in my diligence
You dumb ass hoe?
My vigilant eyes tryna criminal f*ck this H20!
RING RING!
HELLO?!
“Honey we have news, it's okay if you cry, do you have a moment? We'd like to Facetime?"
f*ck no ma! I’m hella busy, let me call you back
“Honey this is important, your grandmother had a heart attack
We're at the hospital so please put the phone to your face"
She’s f*cking dead mom, okay? I think grandma can wait
“Don’t talk to your mother like that”
Oh I’m so scared of you dad
You told me this lie in the first place
You remember that?
I was just minding my own business making water for tea
Then you came into the kitchen and muf*cking lied to me?
“It’s just an expression, Jesus I thought you knew that.”
“Plus it was years ago, weren’t you like ten?”
YES DAD!
Clearly, your bullsh*t expression really f*cked me up
I’m on a crusade of truth now, you Judas c*nt!
THROWS PHONE DRAMATICALLY
Goddamn that’s blistering
I see the tiny bubbles rising in sweet synchronicity
A scientific symphony
Such a submerged cacophony
These air droplets are growing bigger
Like my di*k in an oral cavity
Watching my depravity come crashing down like gravity
This hypothesis is overflowing into a proven factuality
That watching a pot of water boil is a hard substantiality
And my vision isn’t a hindrance to a certified eventuality
And if you don’t agree with me then you’re a f*cking hater
WOOF WOOF!
f*ck off, Guillermo, whiny b*tch, I’ll feed you later!
Cuz it’s about to happen, it’s the moment I’ve been waiting for
I’ve got blue balls, this water teasing me just like whore
Any second now it is gonna release its gasses
A more beautiful sight to see than even Kate Upton’s ass is
YASSS!
“Daddy I just threw up blood.”
Shut up you whiny prick!
AHAHA!
We’re boiling now!
You just deep-throated my scientific di*k!