[Verse 1: Willam]
I used to think I was a Violet Chachki
But now I know
I'm more of a f*cking stank Trixie Mattel
Compare and contrast all us faggots
Just don't c*m up in our eyes (it burns)
[Chorus: Willam]
I'm not a Pearl
Not yet a Raja
We're just pigs in wigs
Searching for some gigs
'Til we transition
I'm not a Pearl
[Verse 2: Willam]
Kevin Aviance got a new hip
And Lady Bunny
Just sucks c*ck for coin above 125th
Jiggly Caliente got new toofs
Alyssa Edward's a whore
[Chorus: Willam]
But they're not no Pearls
(not Pearls, not yet a Raja)
They sure ain't Raja
(not Pearl Liaison)
Trinity K no way, Ongina, Delta, Jade
Alaska and Latrice
They're not no Pearls
[Bridge: Willam]
We dress up like woman for money
Drink tickets and a bump
Too wrong to flazéda those nudes
(She got piece!)
[Chorus: Willam]
I'm not a Pearl
I'm not a Pearl don't tell me what I should do
I'll fist on stage and do some butt chugging too
Sonique do flips, Akashia goes and slips
Detox, Glassc*ck and Milk
They're not no Pearl
(Bianca Del Rio)
Not yet a Raja
You just tuck your balls
Pray World of Wonder calls
Then go on a "vacay"
I'm not a Pearl
Just call me Caitlyn