Dollar Store lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well, I never really had a lot of money in the bank
It's hard to pay the mortgage and fill the gas tank
That's why I want to take a little time to thank
Thank God for the dollar store

[Verse 2]
If you wanna buy cheap stuff, you're in luck
Fill up the cart and go dump it in the truck
It's the place that you go if you only got a buck
Thank God for the dollar store

[Chorus]
Well I got baby wipes, I got a baby rattle
Gum in a pack and a ping-pong paddle
S.O.S. pads and a box of Fiddle Faddle
Thank God for the dollar store, yeah

[Fiddle Solo]

[Verse 3]
Yeah, you can buy shampoo, cheap blue jeans
Peanut butter crackers and a can of beans
You can feed a whole family for not a lot of green
Thank God for the dollar store
[Verse 4]
And you can buy a rake or a garden gnome
Dog food, fingernail polish, and a comb
And the toys always break by the time you get 'em home
Thank God for the dollar store

[Chorus 2]
Well, I got me a knife, I got some popsicles
A ring for my wife and a big jar of pickles
You'd be amazed what you get for 20 nickels
Thank God for the dollar store

[Outro]
I said, you'd be amazed what you get for 20 nickels
Woo-hoo, thank God for the dollar store, yeah!