Cliche Country Singer lyrics

[Spoken Intro]
All right, Nashville, I'm'a need y'all to shut up for just one second now, all right? Because...

[Verse 1]
I didn't write this song in some Nashville office space
And even maybe for the mainstream, hey I ain't got a pretty face
But if you want to hear a song about just another poor man's son
Hand me some cheap guitar, hey, hell I'll get it done

[Chorus 1]
I'm just a cliché country singer
Motherf*ckin' sc*mbag humdinger
Flippin' the world my middle finger
Just like Johnny Cash
Though it's all cliché
What the hell else could I say
Other than, "If you don't like me, you can kiss my ass"?

[Verse 2]
Met her in the basement of the downtown Baptist church
I was strung out bad, she was strung out worse
It was a rough time in my life, oh, but a least I got this verse
'Cause if you're gonna sing it proud, you gotta live it first
Baby, that's the curse of a

[Chorus 2]
Cliché country singer
Motherf*ckin' sc*mbag humdinger
Flippin' the world my middle finger
And I'm tryin' to be Johnny Cash
Though it's all cliché
What the hell else could I say
Other than, "If you don't like me, you can kiss my ass"?
[Bridge]
And as for Nashville, guess I don't need 'em
I'll take their cash, then I'll keep my freedom

[Chorus]
To be the cliché country singer
The motherf*ckin' sc*mbag humdinger
The flippin' the world my middle finger
I'm still tryin' to be Johnny Cash
Though it's all cliché
What the hell else could I say
Other than, "If you don't like me, you can kiss my ass"?
If you don't like me, you can kiss my ass