Perfectly Gross Little Dirtbag lyrics
by John Mulaney
[Skit: Nick Kroll & John Mulaney]
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the hormone monster, he ha ha ha ha
No no no no. You gotta be kidding me. Nick is right there, sir
And?
And I'm a good person. I wouldn't do that laying next to a friend
Then why am I here?
Oh my God. You're always right. What the hell is wrong with me?
Nothing. You're a perfectly normal, gross little dirtbag