Tina Tuna lyrics

Hi, my name is Bobbi, I'm 18 years old
I'm from Colorado, and today, I'm gonna get
My ass f*cked

You know, what you don't realize, is
There is so much pus*y
There's big pus*y, there's small pus*y
There's round pus*y, square pus*y, it's..
pus*y is there, you gotta look for the pus*y
To find the pus*y

I met a girl named Tina
pus*y smell like tuna
Told the b*tch to brush the pus*y lips before she roll up
She rolled up
Lookin like a roll up
Unfold her
Then donkey punched the b*tch
Like I am Shrek when I'm a loner

Met a girl named Dana
pus*y smelled like danger
Told the b*tch to floss before she go and meet more strangers

Said I met a girl named 'Stina
pus*y look like a a sneeze
Gave the b*tch a big tissue said "bless you b*tch and now you leaving"
Met a girl little Kiki
pus*y smell like seaweed
Rolled it up in sushi wasabi till that sh*t clean b'

Met a girl named Beyonce
She think that she a queen boo
Told that b*tch the real queen

Met a girl named COCO
While sippin on that Ice Tea
Titties like air baloons
Checks in her eyes like she look at Nike’s

Met a girl named Billy
Her pus*y on that Tyson
More beat up than a beetle
With 9 people an no license

Met this girl named Sandra
Her pus*y had a fro, though
Afro-Samurai, had a b*tch looking like Frodo
I beat it up,

Still I beat it up, no homo, we slow-mo
Told a ho "Now get your stuff and go home no' "
Like woop