My highschool sweetheart lyrics

[HIS SWEETHEART]
My high school sweetheart is a person too
I tell him he's a person
He says I'm just ridi*k-a-lous
My high school sweetheart is a too ridi*k-a-lous sweetheart
Who's a person, too
He's a person

I say a person has his wants and needs
I'm not a greedy person
He says I'm just ridi*k-a-lous
My high school sweetheart is a too ridi*k-a-lous sweetheart
Who's a person, too
He's a person

[HIS WIFE & TEACHER]
He's a person

[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person

[WIFE & TEACHER]
He's a person

[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person
[MARVIN]
I'm a person
[SWEETHEART, WIFE, & TEACHER]
He's a person

[MARVIN]
I'm a person

[WIFE & TEACHER]
He's a person

[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person

[MARVIN]
She's a person

[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person

[WIFE & TEACHER]
He's a person

[MARVIN]
I'm a person
[SWEETHEART]
I'm a person
[WIFE]
I'm a person

[MARVIN]
I'm a person

[LADIES]
Marvin loves Miss Goldbеrg

[SWEETHEART]
And I'm his sweetheart

[MARVIN]
I love Miss Goldberg
Shе cast me in her play
She gave me words to say
Made me what I am today


[HIS WIFE] (MARVIN)
I'm a person (I am Columbus)
I'm a person (Columbus)
I'm a person (King of the Ocean)

[ALL]
Columbus
[MARVIN, spoken]
Columbus
Columbus, you'll remember had three ships
The Niña, the Pinta and the li'l Pinta

[TEACHER]
Go ahead, play Columbus
Stop begging
Stop making me crazy, Marvin
Crazy Marvin
I love the way Marvin acts, I do
Do not makes faces and do not undo the facts
Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax

[MARVIN & HIS TEACHER]
Go ahead, play Columbus
Stop begging
Stop making me crazy, Marvin
Crazy Marvin
I love the way Marvin acts, I do
Do not makes faces and do not undo the facts
Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax

[MARVIN, spoken]
Three ships
Three ships; the number three being important in its war mythology
Coronado stopped looking for the three cities of gold after-
For the seven cities of gold, after the three cities
He said: 'After three cities and no gold I'm beginning to suspect...uhh...
I mean, I mean most of my men dead. I-I forget
I mean, I mean, I mean...
Most of my men dead. Or, uh, or sneezing.’

[LADIES]
He loves Miss Goldberg

[MARVIN]
She cast me in her play
She gave me words to say
Made me what I am today

(The four, singing simultaneously)
[WIFE]
I'm a person
I'm a person
[MARVIN]
I am Columbus
Columbus
King of the Ocean
[TEACHER]
Go ahead, play Columbus
Stop begging
Stop making me crazy, Marvin
Crazy Marvin
I love the way Marvin acts, I do
Do not makes faces and do not undo the facts
Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax
[SWEETHEART]
I'm his sweetheart
I'm his sweetheart

[ALL]
Columbus

[MARVIN, spoken]
Columbus' last words were, uhh: 'I only wish I could've discovered Europe'
Which, uhh, which brings me, my study of Columbus to a fitting end. Thank you