Hit Me lyrics
by Christopher Sieber
[MADELINE]
Oh, that felt good
[ERNEST, spoken]
Oh my God
[MADELINE]
That felt really, really good
That was like therapy
Honestly, what a release
[ERNEST, spoken]
That was brutal
You just committed murder in cold blood
[MADELINE, spoken]
You know, you’re really ruining my high
[ERNEST, spoken]
Your—what is the matter with you?
You are going to get life in prison
And that is not good for someone in your condition
[MADELINE, spoken]
Except you can't go to prison without a dead body, and we do not have a dead body
[HELEN]
That was rude
That was pretty f*ckin' rude
Just look at me, I've been shot
[ERNEST]
She's alive
[MADELINE]
And yet she's not
[HELEN]
So rude
[MADELINE]
Screw you
[HELEN]
I need a doctor
[MADELINE]
Oh, do you?
You're a walking lie
And I can see right through you
[HELEN]
Come here
[MADELINE]
Come here
[HELEN]
I wanna wipe that perfect smile off your face
[MADELINE]
Come, give this a taste
[MADELINE & HELEN]
Come here
You little rat
I'm gonna break you
Tear you to pieces
[HELEN, spoken]
Stop teasing, b*tch, just hit me
[ERNEST, spoken]
Wait, wait, wait
We're not focusing on the big picture here
Why is no one dying?
[MADELINE, spoken]
It has to be the potion
[HELEN]
Oh, you think?
[ERNEST, spoken]
What potion?
[HELEN]
You think it was the spooky magic drink?
[MADELINE]
I wish you were dead
[HELEN]
Don't lose your head
[MADELINE]
Oh, shut your hole
I should've known you took it, too
[HELEN]
I took it years before you
[ERNEST, spoken]
Wait a minute, let me try and understand this—
[MADELINE & HELEN]
Shut up, Ernest, the women are talking
We've got this sh*t under control
[HELEN]
Come here
[MADELINE]
Come here
[MADELINE & HELEN]
I'm gonna have you bagged and dropped in a ditch
[HELEN]
En garde, b*tch
[MADELINE & HELEN]
Come here
I'm gonna injure you severely
Dearly departed
[ERNEST, spoken]
Stop
[MADELINE & HELEN]
We're just getting started
[MADELINE, spoken]
This is pointless, we can't even inflict pain on each other
[HELEN]
Pain?
You wanna talk pain?
You wanna talk Bobby, Kevin, Ernest
And all my other loves you shoved down the drain?
[MADELINE]
Oh, please don't act like you're the victim here
Admit you've called me trash behind my back
My whole career
[MADELINE & HELEN]
You wanted my life
So you destroyed it
Admit you enjoyed it
[ERNEST]
Stop
[MADELINE & HELEN]
Ow, yeah
Hit me
Ow, yeah
Hit me like you mean it
Do what you will, you still can't kill me
[HELEN, spoken]
sl*t
[MADELINE, spoken]
Whore
[MADELINE & HELEN, spoken]
God, that felt good