[TREVOR]
All right, guys. We're gonna play Russian roulette.
[ZACH]
Ah, I don't know.
[TREVOR]
C'mon, man, stop being such a coward. It's the biggest thrill. One bullet, six chambers, spin it, press it against your head, and pray to God that you're lucky.
[ZACH]
I don't know, I-I heard some guy died doing this.
[DARREN]
C'mon, Zach, stop being such a pus*y.
[SAM]
Yeah, man up!
[TIMMY]
C'mon, don't you care about fun?
[ZACH]
Guys, I just- I don't know!
[TREVOR]
Look, if you're not playing, you can leave right now and go home, but you're not staying at my house tonight unless you play Russian roulette.
[ZACH]
Dude? Fine.
[TREVOR]
Sam will go first.
[SAM]
Give me the gun. One bullet, six chambers, put it to the forehead and pull the-
*Gun shot and splatter*
[ALL]
Oh!
[TREVOR]
Oh my god! Oh no! Oh no!
[ZACH]
I'm gonna be sick!
[TREVOR]
Oh no!
[ZACH]
I'm gonna be sick!
[TIMMY]
Oh, it's in my eyes! It's in my eyes!
[ZACH]
Oh, he is dead! I can't believe he's f*cking dead!
[TREVOR]
All right, settle down. Your turn.
[ZACH]
Are you serious? Sam is dead!
[TREVOR]
I know, he lost. Now it's your turn.
[ZACH]
M-my turn? Wh- no! We're going clockwise!
[TREVOR]
Counter-clockwise.
[ZACH]
No way man, this game is your idea. You're next.
[DARREN]
Yeah, look, I don't wanna play anymore.
[TREVOR]
You all have to play or none of you can spend the night at my house.
[TIMMY]
Fine!
[ZACH]
All right.
[TREVOR]
Look, I'll even go next, if it makes you pansies feel better. All right, one in the chamber, spin, c*ck, put it to the forehead, and then-
*Gunshot and splatter*
[ZACH, DARREN, AND TIMMY]
Oh!
[ZACH]
Oh my god! Oh my god!
[TIMMY]
He is dead! He's so dead!
[ZACH]
Oh, I can't look at this!
[DARREN]
Oh, god!
[ZACH]
I can't even look at this!
[DARREN]
Twice! It happened twice!
[TIMMY]
*Sigh* Okay, I guess it's my turn.
[ZACH]
Timmy, you don't have to do this!
[TIMMY]
No, no, no. It wouldn't be right to back out now. The other guys took their turn in good faith that we would take ours. I'm not gonna dishonor their memory, or the game, by not following through.
*Gunshot and splatter*
[ZACH AND DARREN]
Oh!
[ZACH]
Oh my god! Timmy's dead! Timmy's dead!
[DARREN]
Oh my god!
[ZACH]
Timmy's dead!
[DARREN]
Oh, man! Oh, wow, they're-they're dead.
[ZACH]
Darren, it's just you and me. We can stop playing the game. No one has to know. We should call for help or something.
[DARREN]
Yeah, you know what? You're right. This is a stupid game, anyway. We don't need this to have fun! Let's hang out, smoke some weed, and just relax.
[ZACH]
What? Smoke weed? No thanks, Darren. I think I'd rather play Russian roulette.
[TREVOR]
Hi, kids. That's right. Smoking marijuana is like playing Russian roulette with all six chambers loaded. Did you know that eighty percent of people who try marijuana die the very first time? So if you're thinking of putting that bong to your lips, you should know that you're better off putting a gun to your head.