I Love Me lyrics

When people write their songs of love, they write of one another
It's always sis, or ma, or pa, or sweetheart, wife, or a brother
But love songs that they've aimed at me have all gone on the shelf
I don't think that it's fair, so now I'll write one of myself

I love me, I love me, I love myself to death!
I love me, I love me, till I'm all out of breath!
I stop at every slot machine that I should chance to pass
And give myself a hug and squeeze as I look in the glass!

I love me, I love me, I'm wild about sweet me
I love me, only me, so I'm content you see
I like myself with such delight
I take me right straight home each night
And sleep with me till broad day light
I'm wild about myself!

I love me, I love me, every place I go
I love me, I love me, and at a movie show
I take myself right by the arm, push me through the crowd
And listen to myself repeat the titles right out loud

I love me, I love me, I love to squeeze my hand
I love me, I love me, it always feels so grand
With me, I get right in my tub, I let myself give me a rub
Oh, how I love to feel me scrub! I'm wild about myself
I love me, I love me, I'm wild about myself
I love me, I love me, my picture's on my shelf
You may not think I look so good, but me thinks I'm just fine
It's grand when I look in my eyes and know that I'm all mine!

I love me, I love me, and my love doesn't bore
Day by day in every way I love me more and more
I take me to a quiet place, I put my arm around my waist...
If me gets fresh I slap my face! I'm wild about myself