Little Man Syndrome lyrics

This is a song
About my pain
About my suffering


I was born
Divided

My di*k is so tiny

I have to make love
With the lights out
And even then
I hear snickering

So I am nice
I cuddle
I kiss you gently
And treat you like a queen

Other guys
They don't have to try
Because they're well endowed

Walking proud
They scream it loud
You're better than me
You're better than me
Rod: Hey this really isn't doing anything for me can we go ahead and pull out the toys?
Vo: Surе, no problem, that doesn't hurt my feelings or anything
Rod: Yeah wеll that's just it I'm feeling nothing so can you just get something to help?
Vo: You know what? Why don't we just take a box cutter and cut my d off because it's obviously useless
Rod: Are you serious? Because then you could be like my girlfriend and that would be awesome
Vo: Yeah sure I don't mind being a girl I mean I was practically born one
Rod: OH MY GOD! I'm so excited, but do you mind if I go ahead and start dating a real man now?
Vo: Yeah, I mean, we can just be friends, whatever
Rod: Cool

You don't have to, pretend to be horny anymore
You don't have to, like my p*nis anymore

Bloody box cutter
My bloody box cutter
Look at my blood box cutter
My bloody

Rod: Hey, can you go ahead and get out? I'm gonna have sex with my new boyfriend
Vo: Did you want my microp as a suvenier?
Rod: Yeah no you can just throw it in the garbage disposal on your way out
Vo: Ok then... I hope you guys have a great time together

Now let's end this song, with a really long moaning

Rod: I said, get out!
Vo: Oh, sorry, bye.'