Why I Left California lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just, I'm just f*cking with you, I'm kidding
No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows
Whole f*cking pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes
'I got this really good idea.'
And the old bull's like, 'Yeah?'

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

'Yeah,' he's like, 'yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea
Let's run down that hill and f*ck one of those cows.'
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him
He's like, 'Look, I got a better idea.'
And the young bull's like, 'Oh yeah, what's your f*cking brilliant idea?'
And the old bull goes...

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California
And the old bull goes, 'Let's walk down that hill and f*ck all of those cows, dig?'
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California