California (Girly-Sound Version) lyrics

[Verse 1]
Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just, I'm just f*cking with you, I'm kidding
No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standing on top of a hill

[Chorus]
And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

[Verse 2]
So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows
Whole f*cking pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes
"I got this really good idea,"
And the old bull's like, "Yeah?"

[Chorus]
And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

[Verse 3]
"Yeah," he's like, "yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea
Let's run down that hill and f*ck one of those cows,"
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him
He's like, "Look, I got a better idea,"
And the young bull's like, "Oh, yeah? What's your f*cking brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes
[Chorus]
And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

[Verse 4]
And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill and f*ck all of those cows, dig?"
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno

[Chorus]
And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California