Day 23 lyrics

[Verse 1]
I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said that he liked to do it backwards
I said, "That's just fine with me
That way we can f*ck and watch TV."

[Verse 2]
It was four a.m. and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes
But all hell broke loose after that

[Verse 3]
I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
Cause secretly I'm timid