H e a l t h lyrics

[Intro]
Dwight Schrute: In the wild, there is no health care.
In the wild health care is, ow I hurt my leg, I can't run, a lion eats me and I'm dead.
Wow, I'm not dead-I'm the lion"

[Break]
Dwight Schrute: Alright who did this? I'm not mad I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.
Jim Halpert: What are you talking about?
Dwight Schrute: Uhh, someone, uhh forged medical information and that is a felony
Jim Halpert: Okay, woah

[Outro]
Jim Halpert: Alright cause that's a pretty intense accusation, how do you know that they're fake?
Dwight Schrute: Uhh, "leprosy"?!