Cucumbers lyrics

Taking a bus down to Bognor Regis (ahoy)
Because we've heard that they are panda free (that's right)
That makes it safe for us to plant cuc*mbers (hmm-mm)
And them ship them over the sea (over the sea)

Pandas are the cuc*mbers' enemy
They attack them with their feet (one, two, three, four)
The cuc*mber has only one way to escape them
That's ride a go-kart down the street (down the street)