Smegma (Parody of Foot Fungus) lyrics

[Intro]
Ok, I guess I'll do it. Just pass me the mic

[Verse 1]
Ok, people be p*ssing all over me
Cause I've got a brownie that I covered in bologna
Ok, popping pimples in the morning
I've got di*k in my butt but it's moldy
Ok yeah pooping on the floor
Answer all the questions that I get from the door
Uh uh uh uh You're gay
Clipping like I took the egg from the dry toilet
Captain big di*k sucker
Imma go and let it in
Got a fur covered back
With hair all up on my chin
And I'm getting fat racks
While fighting I'm finna win
I can knock up women when women commit a sin

[Chorus]
SKRRRRRT! Uh, uh, pooping on my c*ck
SKRRRRRT! Motherf*cker better knock
SKRRRRRT! f*cking men with their skin drop top
SKRRRRRT! Beat his ass with a brick not soft
[Verse 2]
Please look at me
Cooking up a pancake
Not too hard now
Stealing stuff from loot lake
Dripped out on me
Watching out for who ate
Disneyland character
I watch the bird
She got to blow though me just to get to me yes I'm the only man
Throwing a ball. She sucking my ball. Connection to her only fan
Mowing down the lawn with her feet and a minivan
I just put my tongue in her cooch cause I know I can

[Chorus]
SKRRRRRRRT! Uh, uh, pop it on the block
SKRRRRRRRT! Got a dark skin covered c*ck
SKRRRRRRRT! In the game with a gun dirty dock
SKRRRRRRRT! Throw it out with the b*tch and the clock

[Verse 3]
Pulled up to the club like hey
I f*cked up the car you gave
Punching kids in the face today
My mission went my way
Yeah I woke up to a gun and a pastry
Like hold the f*cking phone this isn't gravy
*kiss*
[Outro]
Oh my god, that was straight FIRE on the damn TRACK! RIGHT!?
Ski Mask would be so proud of me