We da real lyrics
by Mitch Jones
[Intro]
Yo, if you really out here
Can we get some Klappas in the chat?
Heh, we the real deal
Check it, alright, uh
[Verse 1: Mitch Jones]
Yo, I'm the realest motherf*cker on the street
You be looking at me, Hotted just tryna' get a skeet
And he's hitting on these girls and they wearing them sketchers
They looking so nice and they be wearing the feathers
Hotted, you a nice dime I gotta say
I look at you, man, and maybe I am 1% gay
I don't know, I'm just here because I got the flow
Going bald? I don't know, it's all good baby let's go
"Just do it" Shia LaBeouf tried to tell me so
I was like: "f*ck it man I think I'm gonna blow"
I'm tryna be the realest YouTuber in the world
Maybe one day I'll f*ck that motherf*cking girl
Emjanee on my D, Taymoo on my D
I'm just looking at them all like: which one taking me?
I don't know, I'm just sitting here, tryna' get some bread
And yes I'm... I'm getting some head
[Hook]
Bars, yeah, we really out here
We the realest motherf*ckers to hit this deal
If you f*ckin' with me, then you should follow the stream
I'm on 26 hours of no f*cking sleep
You say I'm f*cking gay and I do not ditch
But guess what? Let's see you stream to all these f*cking kids
You'll be up here like: Oh my god I'm going so crazy
I'm like: b*tch shut up! You're ditching us daily
[Bridge]
f*ck it! I'm the realest f*cking b*tch in the game
Keep it 100
Yeah, me and Thotted89, we really out here
You guys just plebs
Alright, Verse 2 baby, let's hit it, ye
[Verse 2: Mitch Jones]
Yo, I'm the man of the town, I'm the man of the hour
I'm looking at your girl, and I think I'll buy her a flower, yo
Sodapoppin be calling me like:
You mitch you wanna do 42-0? I need some f*cking stream content, bro
And I'm like: Yo, I think I got you dawg
But let me just go back to what I was doing all day
And that's f*cking grinding rank 1 like i got nothing left to say
Chucky D is like: Yo Mitch, i won't play with you
You not the real deal, I think I'm f*cking through with you
And I'm like: Yo that's so f*cked up dude
I just wanna be your dude, I just wanted to hang out
No
Since day one man you been my baws throughout
Yo Hotted, take it with a weezy
I think I'm outta this beat
f*ck this sh*t yo
I'm done streaming
[Outro: Hotted89]
You heard him, boys
We done