I woke up chris breezy
Oh my god im the man
Im so fly and i can dance
There’s tattoos on my back
I just facetime kanye
I told him im his biggest fan
Got all these hoes in my dm
Holly sh*t, i got a kid
Oh ohhh
I can sing so well
Wonder if i can say the N-word
Wait, can i really say the N-word?
What up, my n*gga?
Big ups my n*gga, we up my n*gga
You pus*y ass n*gga, man f*ck Y’all n*ggas
Cause im that n*gga( n*gga, n*gga, n*gga)
Im that n*gga
( Chorus )
I woke up in chris browns body somehow this sh*t turned
Into freaky friday but we got no choice but to turn this b*tch side ways ( oh yeah)
I can't believe that its freaky friday
Yeah, its freaky friday
Im in chris brown’s body
I drive his ferrari and im light- skinned black
( Lil di*ky )
( Ring Ring) what the f*ck?
I woke up and im Lil di*ky
Ugh, what the f*ck?
This sh*t is real weak
How his di*k staying perched up on his balls like that?
Walking down the street ain't nobody know my name
Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great
Ain't nobody judging cause im black
Or my controversial past
Ima go and see a movie and relax
Ayy, Ima blood but i can finally wear blue
Why his mamma calling all the time?
Leave me the f*ck alone, b*tch!?
Wait if im in di*ky’s body breezy is who?
Hope my daughter’s in school
f*ck if was chros brown, where would i be?
What would i do?
( Chrous )
I woke up in chris browns body somehow this sh*t turned
Into freaky friday but we got no choice but to turn this b*tch side ways ( oh yeah)
I can't believe that its freaky friday
Yeah, its freaky friday
Im in chris brown’s body
I look at my soft di*k with delight, its my dream di*k
If i was lik di*ky in my body, where would i be?
Im tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
Im ballin on the court oh my god i can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
My di*k is trending on twitter? f*ck
Now im at the club, i talked my way into getting in
I look up in the vip,my godness there i am
I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
I dont know who that is
Wait, who the f*ck he think he is?
Took a glads bottle, shatter it on the bouncer’s head
Walked up to that motherf*cker
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
But wait i love myself
That was the key, Now we’re switching back
( Chorus )
I woke up in chris browns body somehow this sh*t turned
Into freaky friday but we got no choice but to turn this b*tch side ways ( oh yeah)
I can't believe that its freaky friday
Wait, what the f*ck?
And now im in ed sheeran’s body
Its way less cool than being chris brown was
What the f*ck again?
I’m dj khaled
Why am i yelling?
I’m kendall jenner
I got a vagina
Im gonna explore that right now
Holy shot, i got a vagina!
Im gonna learn im gonna understand the inner working of a woman