Ménage lyrics
by Lil Dicky
I never had a ménage
I'd rather get a fiancé
[?] like a prostate
She think it foreign like blockchain
But I'm sitting thinking 'bout the fourth grade
I was hitting on the macarena
Visualizing all the packed arenas
I ain't have sh*t on my hands except Cheetos
That was the top
Back when Dwayne was The Rock
Back when j*rking off used to be the motivation
I would come home racing, tryna beat my mama to my crib, get naked
Then I go on maxim.com for the pictures
Put the shower on while I'm sticking the print-outs to the showеr wall using steam
Then I put the showеr head up on the massageI never had a ménage
I'd rather get a fiancé
[?] like a prostate
She think it foreign like blockchain
But I'm sitting thinking 'bout the fourth grade
I was hitting on the macarena
Visualizing all the packed arenas
I ain't have sh*t on my hands except Cheetos
That was the top
Back when Dwayne was The Rock
Back when j*rking off used to be the motivation
I would come home racing, tryna beat my mama to my crib, get naked
Then I go on maxim.com for the pictures
Put the shower on while I'm sticking the print-outs to the shower wall using steam
Then I put the shower head up on the massageI never had a ménage
I'd rather get a fiancé
[?] like a prostate
She think it foreign like blockchain
But I'm sitting thinking 'bout the fourth grade
I was hitting on the macarena
Visualizing all the packed arenas
I ain't have sh*t on my hands except Cheetos
That was the top
Back when Dwayne was The Rock
Back when j*rking off used to be the motivation
I would come home racing, tryna beat my mama to my crib, get naked
Then I go on maxim.com for the pictures
Put the shower on while I'm sticking the print-outs to the shower wall using steam
Then I put the shower head up on the massage
I never had a ménage
I'd rather get a fiancé
[?] like a prostate
She think it foreign like blockchain
But I'm sitting thinking 'bout the fourth grade
I was hitting on the macarena
Visualizing all the packed arenas
I ain't have sh*t on my hands except Cheetos
That was the top
Back when Dwayne was The Rock
Back when j*rking off used to be the motivation
I would come home racing, tryna beat my mama to my crib, get naked
Then I go on maxim.com for the pictures
Put the shower on while I'm sticking the print-outs to the shower wall using steam
Then I put the shower head up on the massage
[Outro]
Set in
What the f*ck was that? How was I?