c*ntry Boner (Dirty Robot Mix) lyrics

I f*cked Dolly Parton
I f*cked Loretta Lynn
I f*cked Barbara Mandrell
And f*cked all of her kin

I've f*cked Minnie Pearl
I f*cked Elvis Presley's little girl
I f*cked the Judds
(You f*cked the Judds?)
Hell yeah!

My c*ntry boner, it won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry boner, it won't go down

I f*cked Willie Nelson
I f*cked him deep inside
I f*cked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I f*cked Dwight Yoakum

Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
(I f*cked the Judds)
You f*cked the Judds?
Group sex
Group sex
Group sex
Our c*ntry boners, they won't go down

f*cked Alabama
f*cked the Oak Ridge Boys
f*cked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I f*cked the cast of Hee-Haw
I f*cked Glen Campbell, f*cked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I f*cked his big white ass
I can't help it

It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry boner, it won't go down