Casual Threats from Weekend Hardmen lyrics
by Frank Turner
I spy something with my little eye
A walking dead man
A walking dead man
If you look at my back just one more time
Then you're a dead man
You're a dead man
If you spill my drink as you walk on by
I'm gonna cut you
I'm gonna cut you
If you do so much as f*cking meet my eye
I'll f*cking end you
I'll f*cking end you
Once more with less coherence
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If you keep your ugly face exposed
Then I will rape it
I will rape it
And if your girl will offer herself for free
I'm gonna take it
I'm gonna take it
When your mum's done whoring herself for the week
She gives me one for free
She gives me one for free
And then your Dad begs me to watch the whole damn thing
And then he pays me
Then he pays me
Seriously mate if you're gonna heckle me put some f*cking effort in
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Dance like a c*nt 'cause you've got sh*t-faced
Saturday night, or any other night
Just isn't alright, for anyone to have to withstand
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People like you compromise the most cogent argument for sterilization than I've ever encountered