The pus*y Song lyrics

Meeow, Meeow, Meeow, Meeow

My girl has got a pus*y she keeps it hid from view
And everywhere that she goes that pus*y goes there too
It don't drink milk or wash it's face and it don't even purr
But it's got lovely whiskers and a lot of ginger fur

A week ago last Tuesday I come home from the pub
I said 'Where's that little pus*y that I love to stroke and rub'
But pus*y wasn't willing and it was plain to see
Someone had already stroked her and that someone wasn't me!

And

(Chorus)
Somebody else is stroking the pus*y that I thought was mine
Someone's petting and poking and it really is a crime
And now my heart is broken, I'll kill that filthy swine
'Cos somebody else is stroking the pus*y that I thought was mine

pus*y, pus*y, pus*y, pus*y, pus*y. Meeow. (x4)

I loved that little pus*y, it filled me with delight
But now I never see pus*y all day and it stays out late at night
Some Siamese or Persian has shattered all my dreams
He tickles her nose like I once did and he fills her up with cream
Meeow!
pus*y, pus*y!
Meeow!
pus*y, pus*y!
Meeow!
pus*y, pus*y!
Meeow!
Where are you, you f*cking cat!

(Chorus)
pus*y, pus*y, pus*y, pus*y, pus*y. Meeow. (x15)

Where are ya pus*y!
pus*y! Here pus*y!
Where are ya, ya f*cking bast*rds!
Here pus*y! Pussssy! Pusssy!
Oh there you are, ya bloody animal!