1-800-Get-Hard (Commercial) lyrics

[Verse: KXNG Crooked]
I had an erection over four hours and I wasn't even on no Viagra
I was f*cking the rap game, I was drunk on the champagne
I was humping lady luck like I was up in a crab game
Wasn’t rushing a damn thing
Giving her the peter like Pan from Never Never
I'm sorry miss Jackson but I'm f*cking forever ever
She asked if I f*ck in the flood, whatever’s clever
I introduce you b*tches to no one like Trevor never
I was ready when the moment was right and I wasn't еven Cialis
I was smoking cobb salad giving her weed di*k
Stoner with a bonеr
I woke up in Arizona with Winona my cojones on her shoulders like
On and on and on
Blow the dice and roll em
Show your wife the scrotum, give her the pole like a totem
I just bone 'em and disown 'em, Crooked you so crazy
Papa wasn't home baby, Too $hort raised me
Toxic toxicology, my apology I f*cked you in socks and wallabies
I should probably chill
It's not my policy, in twat I gotta be, you thots should follow me
Dial 1-800-Get-Hard
Over twenty million men have done it, it's all right
Dial 1-800-Get-Hard
And you can give your b*tch the di*k all night
[Outro]
Call 1-800-Get-Hard
That's 1-800-Get-Hard
Results vary, side effects may include upset stomach, dry mouth, dizziness Drowsiness, migraines and death for you soft n*ggas
All my real n*ggas put on some drill music and drill that pus*y (brr)
Get hard