Frau Freud lyrics

Ladies, for argument's sake let us say
that I've seen my fair share of ding-a-ling, member and jock,
of todger and nudger and percy and c*ck, of tackle,
of three-for-a-bob, of willy and winky; in fact,
you could say, I'm as au fait with Hunt-the Salami
as Ms M Lewinsky - equally sick up to here
with the beef bayonet, the pork sword, the saveloy,
love-muscle, night-crawler, dong, the di*k, prick,
dipstick and wick, the rammer, the slammer, the rupert,
the shlong. Don't get me wrong, I've no axe to grind
with the snake in the trousers, the wife's best friend,
the weapon, the python - I suppose what I mean is,
ladies, dear ladies, the average p*nis - not pretty ...
the squint of its envious solitary eye ... one's feeling of
pity ...