Please Stop Calling Me Gay lyrics
by Filthy Frank
[Chorus]
Please stop calling me gay
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me gay
[Verse 1]
I swear I love vagina
And I love to touch that pus*y
I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
Because they were women and not men
'Cause I'm not gay
p*nises are for faggots
p*nises are for gays
p*nises are disgusting
So please stop calling me gay
I love to have sex
With women with big breasts
I don't have sex with men
'Cause if I did that would make me gay
(Yeah)
[Refrain]
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
You are hurting my feelings
Please stop calling me gay
[Verse 2]
Let me make this clear 'cause I do not lick willies
I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's boob
'Cause I'm not gay
See me licking that pus*y
It feels really good and it feels really gushy
I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pus*y
I like to have sex with c*nts
I like to have sex with slits
I like to have sex with coin slots
Not f*cking di*ks
If I had sex with a di*k
That would make your point valid
But I love f*cking that pus*y
And I'm not a faggot
[Bridge]
So please stop calling me gay
So please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
[Chorus]
Please stop calling me gay
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me gay