Laid (Live) lyrics

Mine's not so big, yours sag a bit
I'm sure that we will hate ourselves for it
We're practically strangers and probably too drunk
You're not a piece, I'm not a hunk

Cosmopolitan's given you some rather high hopes
But I have read Playboy - I know some ropes
It's true that it's sordid, you're trash and I'm sc*m
But if we work real hard we might make you...come on, baby

Husbands and girlfriends, what do they know?
Fidelity's finished, gone ages ago
If you can be soft I can be strong
If you can get wet, I'll get a long...little doggie

So it's into the bedroom but stay out of sight
Keep under covers - quick, switch off that light
'Cause mine's not so big and yours sag a bit
I'm sure that we will hate ourselves for it