Paris Original lyrics

[Intro]
I slipped out this afternoon
And I bought love insurance
A most exclusive dress from gay Paree
It's sleek and chic and magnifique
With sex beyond endurance
It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me!
And why?
One guy

[Versre 1]
This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
I'm wearing tonight
Specially for him

[Verse 2]
This irresistible Paris original's
All paid for and mine
I must look divine
Specially for him

[Bridge]
Suddenly he will see me
And suddenly he'll go dreamy
And blame it all on
His own masculine whim
Never knowing that
[Verse 3]
This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
I'm wearing tonight
Specially for him
For him

[Verse 4]
This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
She's wearing tonight
And I could spit!

[Verse 5]
Some irresponsible dress manufacturer
Just didn't play fair
I'm one of a pair
And I could spit

[Bridge]
Thirty-nine bucks I hand out
For something to made me stand out
And suddenly I've gone
Into mimeograph
Some laugh!
[Verse 6]
This irresistible Paris original
This mass-produced crime
I'm wearing tonight
For the very last time!