In Case You’re Gonna Jump (飛び降りる場合に備えて) lyrics

-JAPANESE-

いきなり歌い始めてごめんね
ちょっとだけそのまま聞いててね
本日お伝えしたいのは
とっても大事な君のこと

たまにはケンカもしてきたけど
だからこそ何でも知ってんだ
君の長所はマジメなこと
ただ妄想癖がひどい

君が飛び降りるのならば僕は
笑って一緒に飛び降りる
止めてくれるとでも思ったか！
僕らの絆を見くびるか！

そして手を繋いで落ちて行こう
地面めがけてピースしよう
でもそういえば何かを
忘れているような

ああそうだ！見たいテレビがあった！
やっぱり飛ぶの後でにしませんか！

君に出会ってからというもの
全てとにかくおかしくなった
占いなんか信じてなかったのに
気付けばのめり込んでいた
変な音楽ばかりすすめて
変なマンガばかり押し付けて
ヒトの人生左右しといて
ふざけんな覚えてろコノヤロー！

君が飛び降りるのならば僕は
君よりも先に飛び降りる
説得されるとでも思ったか！
僕の馬鹿さを甘く見るな！

え何？あのマンガの主人公が
今週敵を倒したって？
って何回言えば分かるんだ
僕は単行本派なんだ！

ああ次が出るのいつだっけ
それ読むまでは絶対許さない！

あ~

いつか　僕らは
答え合わせするのかな
そんな　未来は
忘れるまで秘めたまま

さあさあレディース・エン・ジェントルメン
これよりお目にかけますは
一世一代の大舞台
長くてもどうぞごゆっくり
君が飛び降りるのならば僕は
笑って一緒に飛び降りる
止めてくれるとでも思ったか！
僕らの絆を見くびるか！

次に僕らが出会う世界でも
またこんな風になれたらいいね
生まれ変わったら何になるか
本で占ってみようか？

君は "玉ねぎ"　僕は "タイヤ"
やっぱり飛ぶの今度にしませんか？

ホントのホントーに飛べる日　目指して
もうちょっとだけ一緒に居ませんか！

-ROMANJI-

Ikinari utai hajimete gomen ne
Chotto dake sonomama kii tete ne
Honjitsu otsutae sh*tai no wa
Tottemo daijina kimi no koto!

Tamani wa kenka mo sh*te kitakedo
Dakara koso nandemo sh*tte nda
Kimi no chousho wa majimena koto
Tada mousou heki ga hidoi!
Kimi ga tobioriru nonaraba boku wa
Waratte issho ni tobioriru
Tomete kureru to demo omotta ka!
Bokura no kizuna o mikubiru ka!

Sosh*te tewotsunaide ochite ikou
Jimen megakete piisu shiyou
Demo sou ieba nanika o
Wasurete iru youna

Aa souda! Mitai terebi ga atta!
Yappari tobu no atode ni shimasen ka!

Kimi ni deatte kara to iu mono
Subete tonikaku okashiku natta
Uranai nanka shinji tenakatta no ni
Kidzukeba nomeri konde ita

Henna ongaku bakari susumete
Henna manga bakari osh*tsukete
Hito no jinsei sayuu shi toite
Fuzaken na oboe tero konoyarou!

Kimi ga tobioriru nonaraba boku wa
Kimi yori mo sakini tobioriru
Settoku sa reruto demo omotta ka!
Boku no baka-sa o amaku miruna!

E nani? Ano manga no shujinkou ga
Konshuu teki o taosh*tatte?
Tte nan-kai ieba wakaru nda
Boku wa tankoubon hana nda!

Aa tsugi ga deru no itsuda kke
Sore yomu made wa zettai yurusanai!

Ahh~[?]

Itsuka
Bokura wa, kotae-awase
Suru no ka na
Sonna
Mirai wa wasureru made
Himeta mama

Saa saa rediisu en jentorumen
Kore yori o-me ni kakemasu wa
Isseichidai no oobutai
Nagakute mo douzo go yukkuri

Kimi ga tobioriru no naraba boku wa
Waratte issho ni tobioriru
Tomete kureru to demo omotta ka!
Bokura no kizuna o mikubiru ka!

Tsugini bokura ga deau sekai demo
Mata konna fuu ni naretara ii ne
Umareka wattara nani ni naru ka
Hon de uranatte miyou ka?

Kimi wa "tamanegi" boku wa "taiya"
Yappari tobu no kondo ni shimasen ka?
Hontou no, hontou ni toberu hi mezash*te
Mou chotto dake issho ni imasen ka!

-ENGLISH TRANSLATION-

Sorry for starting to sing all of a sudden
Keep listening to me for a little while
Today, I'd like to tell you
About you, who's very important!

We sometimes had fights
But that's why I know all about you
Your strong point is diligence
You've just got a serious habit of delusion!

In case you're gonna jump
I'm gonna smile and jump together
Did you think I'm gonna stop it for you!
Are you underestimating our bond!

And let's hold hands and start falling
Let's give a peace sign towards the ground
Oh, by the way I feel like I'm forgetting something
Ah, that's right!

I had a TV programme,that I wanted to watch!
Shall we save jumping for later!

Ever since I met you everything
Anyhow, went crazy
I didn't believe in something like fortune telling
But I was hooked by the time I realised

You recommended me all these weird music;
Pushed me to read all these weird manga;
Had an influence over my life;
And Are you kidding
Better remember this, you bast*rd!

In case you're gonna jump, I'm gonna
Jump before you do
Did you think I could be persuaded!
Don't underestimate my stupidity!

Eh, what? The main character of that manga
Beat the enemy in this week's magazine?
Wait, how many times do I have to tell you
I'd rather read on comic books!

Ah, when was it, next one comes out
I definitely won't forgive you until I read that one!

Ah~[?]

Someday
Us are we gonna check our answers
That sort of future
Will be kept secret until forgotten

Well well, ladies and gentlemen
What you are about to witness is
The greatest stage of your life
It may be long, enjoy it though

In case you're gonna jump
I'm gonna smile and jump together
Did you think I'm gonna stop it for you!
Are you underestimating our bond!

It'll be nice if we could be like this
In the world where we meet next
Shall we forecast what we'll be reborn as
Using a book?

You'll be "onion" I'll be "tire"
Perhaps we should rearrange our jump for another time ?

Heading for the day we can jump for real and good
Why don't we stay together just for a little more!